I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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