id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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