we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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