Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Do you still have your period?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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