i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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