Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
