it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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