Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm at about main and main street
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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