Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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