is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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