Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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