Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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