We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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