I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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