He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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