Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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