i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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