I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
don't judge my taste in strippers
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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