She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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