What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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