Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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