Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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