A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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