i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it hurts more in the daytime
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
They took my balls.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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