I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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