i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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