I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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