and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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