: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And my parents said I crawled through the house
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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