so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
