i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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