Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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