i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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