if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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