I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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