I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The ass gains better be worth it
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