how can u be prego again
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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