My balls are so social today.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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