i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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