East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
do herpes really smell.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
