I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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