i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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