Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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