My brain says no but my pants say off.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
