I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
