He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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