Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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