I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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