singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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