Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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