I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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