Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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